Q&A: I am a storekeeper and I come in America… to create a Religion… do you want to become my followers?

I am a storekeeper and I come in America… to create a Religion… do you want to become my followers?
You will have to make nothing assist otherwise to services(offices) and give a lot of money(silver) as offering. No speech or homily which makes feel guilty(feels guilty), I come with another God’s idea, God appaisant and not making feel guilty(feeling guilty). Not need to judge you, everything will be à la carte as in the restaurant; you will have to choose among the menu the one who is best convenient for you. Besides, you will be free. If you estimate to have had bad consciousness having committed what you estimate as sin, nothing grave; I shall be there to feel the weight to you of the heart: ” God is very good and he loves everybody as he is, another big sum and you are quits! “.
For the Gospel, the prosperité in the appointment if you give big sums as offering, God is very rich and if you enrich his servant He benira you and you will become still very rich, richer than in the past. Only the poor men will have to learn in my Church that it is otherwise sinned they will have to give all that they have as to live to be benies.
All the activities will be in produce you: visit celebrities, sonas and spas for fat women, video games soft or violent for young people, american football,basketball, various games. Miracles and demonstration of grand works in produce you!!! .I shall also propose you the day-care center for your children, beauty salons for any sorts of the persons, bianderia, cafetaria, canteens, etc.
If you wish it, it will belong not to me to say to you what you will have to make of your sex, hommosexuals and heterosexuals will have their places, marriage also between these groups. .. Not my work to judge you but only calm your consciousness after the abortion, the adultery, the fornication and the other things which you consider sinned. God loves everybody such as he is and he is very good to pass on what you consider sinned.
Only the only obligation which you will have to my religion, it is to sing by shouting and by fainting you, to give big sums of money and to bring me of the world, to consume my products and to remain faithful there.Teachings and Gospel of the prosperity in God produce you, is very rich and he does not like the poverty. All that you would like to hear on God will be there!! It will be a religion where you, and not another person, would be the craftsman of God, you will inspire me for homelies and teachings.
What you would like to hear on God will be there!! It will be a religion where you, and not another person, would be the craftsman of God, you will inspire me for homelies and teachings.
Additionals info.:what do you think of these American Evangelic Religions which look like this identikit picture? I had no time to add these questions, my mom came to call me for the meal.
Sorry, this is a parody to make you think about what your religious leaders gull you. It is possible that you are already in these types of Religion where they preach you the Gospel of the prosperity and the moral laxness, where you want to listen what you want that they say to you.
A little one echos of this versus:1TIMOTHY4:1,2:”1However, the inspired utterance says definitely that in later periods of time some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to misleading inspired utterances and teachings of demons, 2 by the hypocrisy of men who speak lies, marked in their conscience as with a branding iron;”
2Timothy4:3,4 says:3 For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for ..
2Timothy4:3,4 says:3 For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories.

Are you sure not to be already in this situation?What do you think of this description? Do not the American Religions demonstrate their incapacity to give to their believers a quality teaching and a moral direction(management) such as the Bible recommends it? Making their faithful just men of the cow in – milk which they pressurize until swindle them?

Best answer:

Answer by ~Smirk~ Resurrected
I come in America, too.
Except when I’ll be in the Bahamas for my honeymoon.

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